email pisces@shapedlikeagun.com pros do not move from where you are presently located^X. cons archived and possibly used for blackmail including but not limited to prepending lawsuits, business negotiations & informal party gatherings

phone/fax xxx.xxx.xxxx pros spelling errors and attachments non-existent, as are viruses. cons is it phone or fax^$$$? long-distance charges likely to apply depending on the nature of the soil you're standing on

speech open mouth and operate lungs throat tongue lips in unison pros^N/A discourse likely not recorded for future use or remembered accurately. possible for vocal intonations to amplify message. cons no undo function. receiving party must be present in order to prepare a proper response. discourse likely not recorded for future use or remembered accurately